This voluptuous flight attendant, you know, turns budget airline flights into X-rated adventures. Four scenarios that’ll make Southwest look like Sunday school:
Turbulence Tango : She “hijacks” you in the lavatory with those melons
Layover Special : Double-header with co-pilots in the Hilton bathroom, I mean, those joysticks never stood a chance
Emergency Landing : Dragging premium passengers into the crew quarters faster than you can say “exit row”
Mach Speed : Captain’s autopilot setting lets them go triple-decker in the cockpit