She’d always assumed we’d get married, but then she left me flat. I was drowning in sighs when my boss, Ms. Ebizaki, said “I’ll fix you right up.” At first, I didn’t get it… but come to think of it, every time we’re alone now, she works me up till I’m this close—then stops dead. I’m bursting… can’t bloody take it anymore.
…Next thing I know, my ex? Gone from me mind. It’s all Ms. Ebizaki now—arvo, brekkie, whatever. She’s rewired me proper, innit?